wacked

A word used by an individual not well versed in urban lingo, intending to use the word "wack".

The douchebag at the bar grunted, "that shirt is so wacked".

by Pompadour Chubs September 25, 2009

shaq wacked

Someone who has just been fucked or has sexual contact with a female or male person whos nick name is known as "shaq" or "shack"

"u have just been offically shaq wacked"

by billy May 13, 2005

wanker

a gay british term which shall never be used by anyone. ever.

no example. people who use the term "wanker" are not cool by any means

by US RULE! June 29, 2008

wanker

A new derogatory name for stupid white people. Not a racial slur so everyone can us it.

"Look at that wanker! He's so...WHITE!!!"

by Doughty July 20, 2004

Guitar Wanker

Also known as the Power Chord Rape, where a person continously plays power chords on there guitar. It also applies to Bass Players who just play the Root Notes, there known as, wait there not even known at all or even heard for that matter. He's just the guy jerking it in the back who wishes he had a significant effect on the band like Les Claypool (Primus) or Geezer Butler (Black Sabbath) did in there bands. ex. Bass player who's never heard- Any Mainstream "Rock" Band or "Punk" Band.
Though Guitar Wanking/Power Chord Rape can be okay at times, it is acceptable only if you add a kick ass guitar solo, or even a guitar solo for that matter to the song.
Guitar Wankers that I recommand listening to are:
Kurt Cobain- Nirvana
Greg Ginn- Black Flag
Steve Jones- Sex Pistols
Johnny Ramone- The Ramones
James Iha- Smashing Pumpkins

Those are just a few examples, I'd recommand Punk, Hardcore Punk or even some Rock Music. So I hope you enjoy there wanking.

Example of one of the good Guitar Wankers.

Guy: Dude! Dude! Listen to Kurt Cobain wank that Guitar!
Guy 2: Oh shit here comes the solo!
Guy: Oh my god! Kurt's guitar has reached orgasm.
Guy 2: I had an orgasm in my ears too!
Guy: ahhh geez... hmm, lets listen to some Megadeth now!
Guy 2: Jesus, we're music whores.
Guy: Well, its better than being a Justin Bieber whore.
Guy 2: Yeah true.

Note: Bands posted are friggen awesome.

by Pure Fun August 13, 2010

wanker

A musician who plays way too more notes than needed for the song in order to show off their technical ability. Often they will have their own instructional video and claim to have a blues influence in thier songs without having any knowledge of the blues. They sometimes destroy priceless vintage guitars by scalloping the fretboard, but often play Ibanez, Charvel, Schecter, or Steinberger

Yngwie Malsteem is a wanker

by schwerve August 11, 2008

wakedavid

Excellent website resource/discussion forum aimed at encouraging the failure of David Blaines ridiculous stunt 'above the below'

I'm so fed up of egomanaic fool David Blaine, that I'm going to post on the wakedavid website to air my opinions on the 'twat in a box'

by taxpayer September 29, 2003