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Full Metal Wanker

n. Unskilled player in an online war game, such as Modern Warfare 2, who devotes endless effort to bitching, whining and obscene trash talking, while getting killed over and over.

These players tend to complain that everyone on the other team (or everyone else in a free-for-all) is either a "noob tuber" or "camper." Often guilty of being a team killer, due to anger management issues. Generally leaves the game in a rage quit.
You ****ing noobs; you're all f*gs; I ****ed your mom! (Dies.)

Ha ha. Ladies, this kid is a Full Metal Wanker. (Mutes player.)
by Cranky Neighbor August 5, 2010
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Walter Johnson High School

A high school in Bethesda, Maryland. Located right next to a shopping center that fills up during lunch time and right after school. Supposed to be a very good school.
Pretty much all the girls are thots and/or juul. The bathrooms are filled with edgy sharpie graffiti.

The freshmen are ignored.
person: so, where do you go?
other person: oh I go to Walter Johnson High School
person: uh okay
other person: k imma post this on urban dictionary hold on
by yelloworpington November 10, 2019
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Travel Wanker

When someone has travelled overseas and, upon returning, can speak of nothing else.

They are at their worst when in the company of fellow travel wankers. The conversation quickly deteriorates into an excruciating game of oneupmanship.
Karl: well, when I did that Thailand Contiki tour......
Mitch: Seriously Karl, travelling Contiki can't even be considered real travelling. When I went to Laos....

Jimmy: Fuck, Karl and Mitch have become the biggest travel wankers since they got back.
by gonzagas September 30, 2009
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Christopher Walken

A veteran actor with loads of dark roles to his credit, Christopher Walken is one of the most entertaining, consistent performers ever. Although most people believe him to be an absolute wacko, many of his excellent supporting roles are the stuff of legend, and there are few Hollywood stars that are as respected as he is.
Christopher Walken is a pussycat who can summon the face of a pit bull.
by I'm Nolan July 25, 2008
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Wankered

When you get far too drunk or take too many drugs you may be described as being wankered.
I was out last night with my friends and I got completely wankered.

You should have seen my friend last night he was wankered.

"How's your night going"

"I'm wankered mate"
by ChemicalKicks March 9, 2008
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Walter "Maynard" "The Boss" Ferguson

The greatest high note trumpet player to have ever lived.
Point. Blank.
R.I.P.
"Have you ever heard of Walter "Maynard" "The Boss" Ferguson?"
"Nah, who's he?"
"Only the greatest high note trumpet play to have ever lived. I mean sure others can play as high as him and higher, but there'll never be another Maynard Ferguson (R.I.P.); listen to his rendition of MacArthur Park and you'll see what I mean."
"Alright thanks man, I'll definitely make sure I check him out."
by Brookwood April 1, 2008
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wankered

The act of drinking so much your completely InSaNe. You could run round town naked and not even remember it when you eventually regain conciousness the next day. A good night out.
"Hahahaah look at critter hes wankered!"
by Mooresy March 3, 2005
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