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A watched pot never boils

To wait anxiously for something to happen. It will seem to take a very long time or not at all.
This strategy is doomed from the start because it is far too public: a watched pot never boils.
by M2H November 13, 2023
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I’d rather watch a chimpanzee scroll through Instagram

I’d rather watch a chimpanzee scroll through Instagram than go to your neighbors house to watch game of thrones Jerry.
by Thunderchunkie April 26, 2019
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Watch a cool Kung fu movie

When two males get together on a friday night to suck each others private areas but dont want anyone to know thats what theyre going to do
Friend 1 : “Hey im gonna get together with Joe and watch a cool kung fu movie!” Other friend(s): “Oh that’s hecka cool! Can I come?” Friend 1: “Nah. Just gonna be us two! Maybe next time.”
by Lizzielou December 8, 2023
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Yo-kai Watch Modding Zone

Peak Discord Server with about 20 People who actually know modding
Tim:Did you see what the people in Yo-kai Watch Modding Zone are Cooking?
James:No, What are they cooking, they probably wouldn’t be cooking as much if it weren’t for Tinifan
Tim:They are making… ACTUAL MODS
by HeartyAlexander October 30, 2023
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I wanna watch

My precious and special birthday present from my lesbian friends. I told them "I wanna watch" so they bought me a Timex.®

It takes a licking and keeps on ticking.™
So now that I've told them "I wanna watch" I feel indebted... is now the time to repay the favour?
by bitchuck September 3, 2025
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Loli Watching

It's similar to people watching, or bird watching. The last two are things you do when you're an old gramps who doesn't know how to use internet or smart phones, & who's life is incredibly boring... But with loli watching, anyone of any age can enjoy. Some even find it more enjoyable than surfing the web. Like bird watching, cameras & binoculars are optional.
Guy 1: "Hey brah, wanna go to the local public pool to do some loli watching?"
Guy 2: "Sure bro, can't say no to the cuties!"
by Woke&Broke March 7, 2024
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anybody watching in 2019

Something that morons post on any video that’s 1 month old+
AnYBoDy wAtCHiNg In 2019
by E X O T I C. B U T T E R S December 27, 2019
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