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professional wrestling

pro•fes•sion•al wres•tling \pr&-'fesh-n&l re-s&l-in\ noun
1. unadulterated, homo-erotic, gender transferable, ass tapping, leg humping, man grappling, soft core man on man action on a giant drum performing in gaping man tights for public viewing by gender preference confused individuals trying to pass this gay play off as “entertainment”.

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bryan went home oiled and in tights, he must be going to watch professional wrestling.
by bryan chen September 21, 2007
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You better check yourself before you wreck yourself

Colloquial slang coined in Tauranga, a small urban center situated in the central north island reigon of New Zealand. The term refers to an expression for ones need to consult a certified physician or other health specialist in regard to their sexual health, or lack thereof, that may result in serious sexual health concerns or the "Wrecking" of oneself.
" That looks like a nasty rash girl. You better check yourself before you wreck yourself."

or

"About last night.....You better check yourself before you wreck yourself."
by xXb0wd0wnXx March 18, 2011
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wreck shop

1.the act of destroying something or fighting some one and severely hurting them
2.originated during the beginning of the holocaust during the "night of broken glass". the nazis came and wrecked all of the jewish shops.
1. "Joe totally had to wreck shop on that fools face!"
2. "Last night those nazis really wrecked shop."
by Jawsh Jennings July 31, 2008
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cell phone wreck

1. n. Any traffic accident caused by some moron who was paying too much attention to their cell phone conversation and not paying enough attention to their driving.

2. n. A child or teenager who is pouting, grumbling, and generally misbehaving over the fact that mommy and daddy refuse to buy them an expensive and needlessly tricked out cell phone.
1. The police said that the driver who slammed into the back of Leon's car had been on his cell for over 25 minutes before and 5 minutes after the collision. Leon was pissed that he was in a cell phone wreck.

2. Yesterday, John asked his folks for a $150 cell phone with texting, graphics, games, MP3 music, video conversation, and high speed wireless internet. When they said no, he locked himself in his room and didn't come out for the rest of the day. The little cell phone wreck won't get a phone that way.
by Scathe December 24, 2008
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angry train wreck

When someone places themselves upon a railroad track and then takes it in the ass, and as the train hits said person, they clench and take the ass fucker for a ride.
"Yo were doing an angry train wreck and John clenched and took my ass for a ride!"
by Jimblo February 16, 2008
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Ro-Wrestling

Person 1: Me like ro-wrestling
Person 2: Bitch nah I be doin that minecraft hunger games *hits em wit dat default dance*
by A Hip Grandma September 21, 2018
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Emotional Wrectitude

After or during a relationship upheaval, the realization that one's judgement about said relationship might be incorrect or flawed. Usually results in a good deal of whining and bitching about said relationship.
I kinda feel bad about her Emotional Wrectitude, but she needs to get over that shit and move on. I mean, damn.
by dramamamastudio June 7, 2011
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