Conejo valley

A region of southern California that consists of southern Thousand Oaks/Newbury Park, Westlake Village, Agoura Hills, a little bit of Calabasas, and Oak Park which is actually not apart of this region or county, but is considered one of the region's neighborhoods. Each one of these "communities" has a specific trait:
Thousand Oaks/Newbury Park: Working class Simi Valley - type people
Westlake Village: Skater teens and rich adults
Agoura Hills: Wannabe gangster teens who do drugs and tag walls in parking lots, and redneck adults who are friendly but clueless about these incidents

Calabasas: Rich people but bad schools

Oak Park: Pot heads and insane/unexpected news, like kidnappings and pedophiles
"I live in Conejo Valley."

"Oh yeah? Which city?"
"Oak park"
"Huh?"
by plus-size albert November 23, 2020
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Conejo valley

A region of southern California that consists of southern Thousand Oaks/Newbury Park, Westlake Village, Agoura Hills, a little bit of Calabasas, and Oak Park which is actually not apart of this region or county, but is considered one of the region's neighborhoods. Each one of these "communities" has a specific trait:
Thousand Oaks/Newbury Park: Working class Simi Valley - type people
Westlake Village: Skater teens and rich adults
Agoura Hills: Wannabe gangster teens who do drugs and tag walls in parking lots, and redneck adults who are friendly but clueless about these incidents

Calabasas: Rich people but bad schools

Oak Park: Pot heads and insane/unexpected news, like kidnappings and pedophiles
"I live in Conejo Valley."

"Oh yeah? Which city?"
"Oak park"
"Huh?"
by plus-size albert November 23, 2020
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Conejo valley

A region of southern California that consists of southern Thousand Oaks/Newbury Park, Westlake Village, Agoura Hills, a little bit of Calabasas, and Oak Park which is actually not apart of this region or county, but is considered one of the region's neighborhoods. Each one of these "communities" has a specific trait:
Thousand Oaks/Newbury Park: Working class Simi Valley - type people
Westlake Village: Skater teens and rich adults
Agoura Hills: Wannabe gangster teens who do drugs and tag walls in parking lots, and redneck adults who are friendly but clueless about these incidents

Calabasas: Rich people but bad schools

Oak Park: Pot heads and insane/unexpected news, like kidnappings and pedophiles
"I live in Conejo Valley."

"Oh yeah? Which city?"
"Oak park"
"Huh?"
by plus-size albert November 23, 2020
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Silicon Valley Speedball

A combination drug consisting of Vyvanse or Adderall, caffeine, and weed. Often used to enter a hyper-focused state of mind while taking a slight edge off of the stress. Also used almost daily by severely ADHD stoners to function as an adult without collapsing into a pit of despair.
“Holy fuck dude are you okay? You look like you’re tweaking.”

“Yeah bro I’m totally fine, I just took a Silicon Valley Speedball so I could knock this project out. I also rearranged my office, flossed four times to get the blood out of my teeth, and drew this dragon fighting a hundred duck-sized horses. I’m chillin’.”
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Valley Chestnut Shot

Valley refers to the cleavage, chestnut, or chest nut refers to the act of cumming on someone's breasts/chest.

A Valley Chestnut Shot is the act of cumming into someones mouth through the cleavage.
Hey, want a Valley Chestnut Shot? Yeah sure!

Have you tried a Valley Chestnut Shot? Yeah, it was great!
by Loriethalion October 20, 2019
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My Hill Valley

That feeling when you had it rough when you were younger, but you’re grown ass now, and your life is alright, man. It’s alright.

Re: comparison from present day in the beginning, to present day at the end of Back to the Future.
Man, this sweet propane fire pit in my own backyard is my “hill valley”, Craig. It’s “My Hill Valley.”
by H_666 May 11, 2019
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Juniata Valley

A school in Alexandria, PA, that's wreaks with the small of cow shit, unshaved whore pussy, and gangsta redneck middle-of-nowhere kids.
Often you'll encounter the group of basic white bitches who are as two-faced as any crystal bitch who describes the definition of a Gemini. It's not uncommon for them to suck a cock like it's the last one on Earth. Many look like crack babies.

You may find band kids who are social rejects and start drama in their clique that nobody enjoys due to their ridiculous amounts of snowflakeness.

Often you may be barked at or tortured by the boys for being an outsider. Which is basically if you aren't smoking a USB stick from China and aren't playing football.

Hell on Earth.
Dude, I went to Juniata Valley since 6th grade. It's Hell.
by sexybeans October 14, 2023
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