urban dictionary

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by princ3ss.alex January 27, 2017

Urban Botanist

n. Slang for someone who sells marijuana in an open market, often a metropolitan area.

"Yo yo, you know where I can find an Urban Botanist around here? I need some trees."

by Troy M. December 18, 2005

Urban Nigger

A black person that dresses with expensive clothing.

Look at that urban nigger like she got money.

by Niggermaker October 1, 2015

Urban Dictionary

A post-fap website frequented by amateur etymologists and linguists who are, ironically, not cognizant of the words "etymology" or "linguist." The website allows anonymous contributors to act on the misguided belief that their defintion of topical jargon or slang will prove that they are as funny as Adam Sandler.

As soon as I peel this Kleenex off my fingers, I'm going to write an entry on Urban Dictionary definining my slang term for vagina.

by Etymangler February 28, 2011

Urban Salute

An alternate expression for the middle finger. Often gestured in heavily urbanized areas where sleep is of a myth and stress is more abundant than polluted air. Considered a salute because it is one of the most prevalent ways in which a stranger engages another individual like a hand shake or a hug is prominent in lesser disturbed regions.

Guy 1: Dude, I hailed a taxi cab but the bastard ignored me so I gave him the urban salute.

by Franico May 18, 2008

Urban Dictionary

What do you think your on idiot?

You are an idiotic person who looked up Urban Dictionary on the fucking Urban Dictionary.

by 1234567890@#$&*()’”%-+=/;:!? November 5, 2018

Urban Dictionary

A Bible full of words.

“Wanna go on Urban Dictionary?”

by DaUltimateMemelord May 30, 2018