turkey bake

When you're having sex with a girl. You dip your finger in meth and put it in her ass, that way she never wants to stop having sex.

Yo man you remember that one girl

Yeah, why?

I turkey baked her!

by jcsoloman5000 May 4, 2010

Torkel

To fondle somebody, of either sex, in an innocent but rather intrusive way.

How was the party?
It was great, but whatshisface was pretty drunk and he torkelled me a few times, - it got a bit annoying.

by combobulating August 5, 2018

Free Turkey Dinner

A bargining chip used to pawn off unsuspecting customers

I'll give you two turkey dinners if you ring Ambrose O'Sullivan

by Herself July 22, 2004

butt turkey

A random insult or exclamation used when something happens that just bursts your bubble or makes your blood boil.

When you play Pokemon and you use Vulpix and your enemy sends out Marill and it uses water gun and you're like "OH YOU FUCKING BUTT TURKEY!!! ><'" It really gets on your nerves.

by omg_i_luv_2_eet_monkey_shit November 5, 2006

the turkey butt

Miley Cyruses display of her sad excuse for a butt at the 2013 VMAs.

She got the turkey butt

by YuRi2013 August 28, 2013

turkeyed

wasted, rhyming slang (turkey basted, wasted)

i'm so fuckin turkeyed oh man!!!!!!

by the toadster February 24, 2008

turkey sandwich

1.Pure awesome palced between two pre-sliced slices of bread.
2.Sandwich type that is the best. Decided in the great "Turkey Ham war"

Ham sucks.-----------------------It really does.
Turkey was only declined as Americas National bird because if it was, how could we eat it in turkey sandwich form?

by Iggy the Spacepirating Astronaut Bountyhunter Plumbbot ninja. December 1, 2006