Taint Zapper

An electrode consisting of at least two prongs, but usually more. Each prong is terminated with a conductive metal pin or socket used in aircraft harness connectors. With a voltage source connected all one has to do is touch prongs to taint area and an electric shock will be delivered.

Why aren't you walking properly?

Because I got hit with a handy taint zapper in my sleep, it really hurts.

by Nik Danger March 25, 2010

Taintory

A taintory is someone who you look at and thing "my god what a taint"

Yeah, mike was being such a taintory yesterday at that party.

by wilkentaint July 11, 2010

taintum'

Instead of tea bagging you use your taint.

Man he had a real snaggle tooth I had to taintum'

by fourth and schlong July 27, 2010

taintlog

a penis

You show me your taintlog, I'll show you mine.

by Knife Tit August 26, 2010

taintotoma

Physical condition resulting from an untreated straint, where blood pools and collects in the taint causing excessive swelling and discoloration. Often mistaken for a third nut.

see "straint"

Dude, you have a rubberband around your scrotum, or a taintotoma. Either way, you should get that looked at

by iLLapino January 7, 2011

Taintusaurus - Rex

A giant taint

That faggit,jimmy has a Taintusaurus - Rex

by sirsack January 9, 2011

taintii

When there is more than one taint in a room

It explains itself...taintii

by Shafty001 November 21, 2010