jersey the toilet

a one finger salute from a marylander who spent five years living in new jersey. nothing (and/or no one) takes more undeserved abuse than new jersey!! -i found many, many, beautiful places and great people!, -very few guidos!! folks were largely really nice to me!! -let me cordially invite those who think jersey is a shit-hole, to go have sex with themselves!!

rolled down RT95 and saw a shit-pit, jersey the toilet!

lets' cut a flop on jersey, yeah! jersey the toilet!

very few things piss me off like people ragging on new

jersey...yeah!, we'll FUCK YOU! jersey the toilet!!

by michael foolsley December 10, 2009

flushing the toilet

To give a blow job, fellatio.

"Did she go down on you...y'know, did she flush your toilet?"

"No."

by Jonbron May 27, 2005

toilet fudge

toilet fudge is basically poo

im off to the toilet, to make some fudge (toilet fudge) or off to make sum toilet fudge

by a gibbon November 25, 2007

earth a toilet

concept of peeing and deffing on the earth, trashing the earth

just flip your stick out the window earth a toilet!

by michael foolsley November 25, 2009

toilet bowl

A championsip game culminating a season of competition with various teams.

Turd Burglars vs. Pissants.... Turd Burglars are on the blitz... they've burgled a turd... Now they're penetrating the backfield.. Flushdown, Turd Burglars !!!!!

by Johnny Chingas January 13, 2004

ON THE TOILET

(1)reference to Elvis who reportedly died on the toilet in a sequin jump suit.

(2) TO be dead "on it" SEE: "ON IT"

(3) verb: he was dead on his toilet

That guy had no personality, he is really dead on the toilet.

I drank alot last night, I was dead on the toilet

by namllrn April 29, 2004

Toilexting

Txting while using the toilet

Mom! I can't get in the bathroom, cuz John's toilexting!!

by SammyG1963 December 4, 2015