boner toes

When your toes are have an erection so you can put on your shoes.

This morning i had boner toes

by Brooklyn mann May 1, 2018

Chode toes

Someone who has ugly toes that look like nubs

Ew look at harriers chode toes they are disgusting

by Alien geezer November 24, 2021

Wet toe

When you kick someone in the ass and your toe gets wet.

Guy 1: man, Chris got some mean swampass I kicked his ass and got a mean wet toe

by Sayrus September 19, 2018

Toe knuckle

The bones in the toe

Don't crack your toe knuckles

by Knowledge is a blessing May 24, 2020

Toe Bite

The toe bite is when somebody is fake or backstabs you. Many toe biters live without regret or remorse like. A prime example of a toe biter is klefo.

Victim: Aye klefo wanna join me for dinner.
Klefo: Yea I’ll see you in 20.
Victim: Damn klefo did not show up, he did a big Toe Bite.

by Luhtwizzythe6th May 23, 2023

toe-nad

When a guy's jeans are way too tight. Creates major ball-ache. Some girls find it really sexy, some just gag. Three variants. Sometimes the nads hang with the bone, sometimes they find their own leg. When they split the difference it gives the impression of soft buck teeth.

Shit, Conrad's got major toe-nad. Hey Con. need an aspirin?

by coblinsky May 11, 2008

toe wagled

First of all you don't want to know what a toe wagle is. But up until your forth birthday you father will toe wagle you. Now judging by the frequency of the nose and colour of the hair you can tell how many times you've been toe wageld. Toe wagling is when your father puts his toe into the hole where you piss and wigles it around for a minute.

Judging by your dark coloured hair you've been toe wagled at least 4 times a day until you were 4

by David fishy January 14, 2017