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Chris Dobransky

If your name is Chris Dobransky, you most likely have a shitty haircut.
Chris Dobransky’s new haircut looks like horseshit.
by Joan The Barber June 17, 2020
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joe chris

verb. When your parents make you take a home drug screening and you put warm water and yellow marker ink to make it look like piss
Mike: Hey dude what are you going to do your parents are going to make you take a drug test
Alex: ill just do the joe Chris

mike: whats the joe Chris
Alex: it's when put warm water and yellow marker in the piss bottle
by west essex July 28, 2014
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Chris Mik

A Chris Mik is that one parent or family member of your friend which they constantly denies doesn't do anything wrong or immoral despite how shady or abusive they look.
Oh Tyson's dad is such a Chris Mik, you seen all those empty cans of VB outside their house?
by CharlieCharlotte360 March 24, 2019
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chris weaver

A tall, beautiful male with a big ass heart and is very goofy. Known to be kind, generous, smart and heartwarming towards others. Always thinking of other people and making their day. Have his own fandoms named WeaverGang...COME JOIN THE FANDOM!
Damn Chris Weaver is funny asf! I’m glad I know this guy
by WeaverGangWhoopWhoop July 22, 2019
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Chris Mcgill

hipster-bohemian-lives in Brooklyn
That guy tried to hang out with us but he was way too Chris Mcgill for us.
by grizzy727 October 25, 2012
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Chris Wilson

Chris Wilson is the leader of the Yourhighnessgaming Twitch stream and community, he is an absolute tank 6'4 ultrachad who has swarms of supermodels constantly at his door. He is a master of every form of Hand-To-Hand combat and a charming, handsome, charismatic, kind guy who everybody with a single braincell loves.
"Chris Wilson is so handsome!"
"I wish Chris Wilson would read me a bedtime story"
"Chris Wilson is the reason I'm happy!
by AlphaZeroSeven November 29, 2022
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Chris Olivered

When you never wear a condom and you keep getting fat married women pregnant.
Daniel kept having sex with Rachel until she be got pregnant. She got Chris olivered
by Kskdhdbnss March 8, 2022
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