Felt-tip poo

A turd that takes a lot of toilet paper to wipe away. The name derives from a felt-tip pen that always seems to have a little bit of ink left in it.

Man 1: Blimey, you took a long time in the toilet there, mate.

Man 2: Yes. It was a felt-tip poo and took half a bog-roll to wipe away.

by john1million March 1, 2014

Grab life by the tip

When a soccer/wine mom has no good advice left to tell their children.

Soccer son: Mom I’m really sad about this thing

Soccer mom: Son, sometimes you just gotta.. um.. Grab life by the tip and uh.. show it who’s boss!

Soccer son: no thanks mom.

by Trendyhoe June 20, 2018

Tip Toe Tom

One who doesn't address matters directly.

I'm no Tip Toe Tom, I'll tell you straight. You're an asshole.

by Dirtbag McGee March 1, 2022

Dick Tips

A game much like "tiddilywinks" in which the goal is to hit the tip of your opponent's penis with your penis.

Ryan won fifty dollars from steve in a hot game of underground Dick Tips

by LBS Bandit May 28, 2008

Touch Dicks At The Tips

!. It's when you touch the tip of your penis to another man's penis tip
2. Gay men love that shit.
3. Sometimes straight men do it as well in an attempt to send telepathic thoughts to each other through their penises.

I have secret mike that I need to tell you. Sshhh Don't say it aloud. Are you mad?? Let's go in the bathroom so we can touch dicks at the tips. Okay, bro. Your secret is safe with me.

by Gay4Ghosts July 1, 2018

Tip Jar Mime

When someone pretends to put his change in the tip jar while actually palming it and then, later, placing it in his own pocket. See also Poop Bag Mime.

Starbucks Barista: "I gave him sixty-two cents in change and he Tip Jar Mimed all of it but the pennies."

by Professor Godfather August 6, 2010

suckin dick for tips

When a waiter or waitress at a restaurant is being overly generous because they obviously want a big 'ol tip from you.

1: We were eating at Cheddar's and I couldn't enjoy a bite of my sandwich without hearing "Need a refill?"

2: Yeah, he was totally suckin dick for tips.

by GBake February 14, 2008