King's Threesome

A form of group sex that specifically consists of 1 man and 2 women. Ideally, the ladies involved should be bisexual and interact sexually with each other to some degree but this is not required. The two women may be completely hetero and have no contact or interaction with each other. Either way, the focus of attention is generally on the man. Any normal man who is legitimately attracted to women and finds himself blessed with such a spectacular bounty of female unicorns would NEVER decline to participate under either set of circumstances.

Note: A king's threesome will provide a splendid opportunity for the participants to perform a variation of an "Eiffel Tower". This is highly recommended and encouraged. Whether it's the two ladies or one of the ladies and the guy who high five each other and regardless of the sexual position or configuration, the Eiffel Tower is certain to produce a cute little smile and / or giggle from one or both of the ladies and a rush of gratification and ego boost for the man.

See: FFM,FMF, MFF, threesome, group sex

See also: orgy, Peter, Paul and Mary

Alternate spellings: King's 3some, King's 3-some

Tom: Dude! You won't believe what happened last night. You know that sexy girl who's been nagging me to bang her?

Mike: Yeah. Did you cave in?

Tom: You could say that. Last night, we wound up at my place and started making out. Wouldn't you know, just as I was about to unfasten her bra, my gf shows up!

Mike: Aw, dude! That sucks! So, you're single now, huh?

Tom: Nah, man! She was into it! She joined in and we all had a blast! I must have banged them both like 2-3 times each. They were makin' out with each other and playin' with each other's tits. They took turns makin' out with me and suckin' on my dick. Whew! It was phenomenal!

Mike: Damn! You lucky bastard! I've always wanted to have a king's threesome.

by FinelyThreaded July 4, 2019

Three Legged Dog

A druggie's filthy car with bad paint, dents and running on the mini spare tire.

When I saw the Three Legged Dog parked at the construction site, I knew the Meth Heads where stealing copper again.

by Park Modder January 20, 2009

i less than three you

phrase originated from the text symbol <3 U meaning I love you but then dirtied up by Scully Crossbones inquiring about fried or fertilized

How do you like your eggs? I mean I less than three you! :) (<3U)

by Attractive Nuisance #TWO3 October 12, 2011

Three thumbs up

A rating given to a female by a male to show that she is very attractive. It is usually done while doing a hip thrust.

Dave: hey, dude check out that chick. She is so hot.
McDave: dude totally i give her a three thumbs up.

by Rassintator March 25, 2009

LESS-THAN-THREE

Love. This reference comes from '<3', which looks like a sideways heart in ascii, and is used to convey a feeling of love.

Synonyms include <3 and CENT-HALF.

User1: I love you, man!
User2: LESS-THAN-THREE

by TheOnyx February 17, 2004

Greek Threesome

A greek threesome involves two men, and another man.
Note: In Greece they just call it a threesome.

Relating to the overt and wide spread homosexuality among Greek men.

"I wouldn't bother con right now spiro, he's got two friends over and i belive they're having a Greek Threesome"

by R-Dog. August 10, 2009

three strikes

Short way to explain the speeding penalty in New York.
According to the NYS Driver's Manual:
"Your license will be REVOKED for at least six months if you are found guilty of:

THREE speeding and/or misdemeanor traffic violations within 18 months (based on date of violation, not date of conviction)."
NOTE: CAPS = emphasis.

When the cop pulled me over for speeding he struck me out, as I had 2 speeding tickets last year.

by Garndog January 16, 2004