Milking the Panda

When a woman grasps both a black dick and a white dick in a single hand and proceeds to stroke them together at once.

Yo, Jenny is up to milking the panda, you in with me bro?

by PandaMilker December 7, 2017

Panda Express

A sexual position, where the girl is bent over with her hands on the ground in front of her, with the guy behind her holding her hair. Can be used for any type of intercourse.

Last night, he Panda Expressed me until I couldn't stand up straight!!

by Kittykat_84 August 27, 2015

Golden Panda

The act of punching another in both eyes and pissing on them during sexual foreplay.

There's nothing like being turned on by doing a Golden Panda.

by HunkyDory December 18, 2012

sexy candy panda

A panda who licks peppermint candies that are taped to your nipples whilst stroking his bamboo.

I went to Asia so I could meet a sexy candy panda on the corner of Panda Express.

by Wing Wong Ching Chong January 15, 2016

Panda

A panda is a person who is vibey and wholesome.

"my friend is a real panda, he's so wholesome"

by wamiegg November 3, 2023

Panda

to be a "panda", when someone calls you a "panda" it means that you are acting dumb, or being dumb on porpuse. the word is used mostly by highly intelligent people.

"you are such a panda" or "stop being a panda"

by YaBoiMagnum October 24, 2018

smash some panda

1. Go to town on the BIGGER PLATE from PandaExpress.
2. Go to town on a fat asian chick.

"I could smash some Panda!"

by BigDaddyTeemoe August 28, 2018