Moose

Another word for cunt.

Nick: You, cunt! That's my beer!
Josh: You are wrong, moose!

by nos_april February 17, 2020

Moose

A really ugly woman, who most blokes, in their right mind, wouldn't touch with a bloody mile-long barge-pole.

"Have ya seen Dave's new girlfriend? She's a right fuckin' moose!"

by Joe_Schmuck December 14, 2024

mockey moose

Rough gay anal sex.

They had some great mockey moose

by BlitzRain December 21, 2021

moose

a propa gimp that likes little kiddies

look at deran what a moose

by Mikehunt2019 March 17, 2020

Moose vs zook

One sided slaughter

Moose vs zook is on tonight bhys pop over nah bud Fug them

by I’m not Paul February 22, 2022

Doing a Moose

When you chime in a conversation with something of no relevance.

Guy 1 - dude last night was awesome!
Guy 2- yeah man unreal night, can’t believe how messy it was.
Moose - just caught a 16lbs trout with my new rod lads!

Guy 1 - He’s doing a moose again..

by Kberg_King February 1, 2019

If you cant handle the groove don't juice the moose

"If you cant handle the groove dont juice the moose" is a way of saying "if you cant get on board go away" or "if you dont understand, tough".

"You're such an odorti."
"How is odorti even remotely close to idiot? HOW?"
"If you cant handle the groove don't juice the moose."

by asdahetha December 22, 2022