roast hand

A signal that indicates you are being roasted.

I am roasting you with my roast hand!

by Booooooooooiiiiiiiiiiii April 8, 2017

Hands are tied

When the subject cannot act upon something they'd want to act upon, but they can't due to some restraint or factor of some sort.

I can't Adam, my hands are tied.

by AGCHURCH September 7, 2020

Hand Steamer

Receiving a handjob on a cold Alaskan morning while driving a vehicle, which results in the creation of steam, visible to other drivers

"Dude I totally saw your mom giving your dad a hand steamer last weekend!"

by AK Dave October 18, 2008

Fish hand

The act of shaking a father’s hand moments after finger banging his daughter.

At Thanksgiving I met my future father in law and gave him the ol’ fish hand.

by Rusty From El Reno November 20, 2020

hand pistol

calling hand pistol gives the caller first choice in selecting which back seat in a car the caller rides in. see shotgun

bob: shotgun.
steve: i called it first.
bob: then i got hand pistol.
jon: i already called it.
bob: then im screwed.

by daveyand April 19, 2008

hand snatch

Another way of saying that you just got some hand pussy.

Hey man....... I'm going to get some hand snatch off that hot bitch on 35th Ave tonight. Then I'm going to gape her hole.

by JoeyBomm June 13, 2020

Baby Hands

Quick repetitive dual handed jabs; the hands can be no farther than 3 inches apart. Usually used as a form of self defense in a street football or basketball game.

"Dude, you dropped that perfect pass. What happened?"

"Matt unleashed his baby hands."

by Rabies Baby March 7, 2010