eight hundred pound gorilla

its a realy fuckin phat gorila

oy that harabe is a eight hundred pound gorilla aint it.

by Ujico November 21, 2018

gorilla pubes

a tasty treat for all the family

kid 1: Hey mom can we buy some gorilla pubes
mom: no son we have half a pube left so no

by Budgettsfog October 12, 2022

fresh water gorilla

Someone who is well rounded, distinguished and kind. They are a little low key crazy and a complete savage when he needs to handle conflicts.

He handled that like a fresh water gorilla

by FWG degree April 05, 2023

Gorilla Nap

When you take a HUGE, long, coma-like, nap after doing anything at all, Especially after some simple things and then for absolutely no reason feel the motivation to sleep for half the damn day.

“That walk tired me out, Imma take a gorilla nap.”
“Bro that wasn’t even a a long walk you fatass”

by PlatypusPapi August 20, 2023

Gorilla Worthy

When you'd pay a thousand dollars to sleep with a girl.

Indicates extreme worthiness.

Can apply to any girl - whether a pro or not.

Dude: jesus! check out that chick!
Dude: yeah, gorilla worthy for sure.

by Big Mac on Acid August 28, 2009

Gorilla Pits

The most epic person alive

Gorilla Pits is my idol

by Gorilla Is Epic April 27, 2021

Gorilla two step

When you're chafing so bad you have to walk with legs spread apart so your thighs dont rub . Much like a gorilla stands . Also happens when you shit your pants and dont want to squeeze your ass cheeks in more shit .

"Look at that guy ! He either shit his pants or is chafing hard af ,look at him do the gorilla two step ! "

by chitownbeaner November 12, 2019