The Jack Austin is a rare species of sasquatch known for their inability to stand without hunching over at a 90 degree angle. Because of their miserly behaviour and large noses, they are frequently mistaken as Jews.
I ran into Jack Austin while I was walking to school the other day. He grabbed my wallet and called me a crackhead.
by Ringo☆ March 10, 2020
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by Austin’s number 1 simp November 27, 2021
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by Getfuckedintheass December 27, 2019
Get the Austinmug. 1. Making a left across oncoming traffic as soon as the light turns green. 2. Being more liberal than other people in Austin.
There was a lot of traffic and I was in a hurry, so I made an Austin left, terrifying my passengers.
by eatxgentrifier September 24, 2017
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by Lillianaaaa December 7, 2021
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by AngelicGirl May 18, 2022
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