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Boardroom Shuffle

When people get up in a meeting and start explaining something - to avoid looking nervous they start moving their weight from side to side on their legs, and make gestures with their hands. That's called the boardroom shuffle.
***Big meeting takes place - Annie has to speak and is nervous***

Dude 1: "Yo, what is up with Annie up there? Is she having a fit up there?"

Dude 2: "I think it's just a classic case of the Boardroom Shuffle"
by Carlo89 February 28, 2013
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Mississippi Shuffle

A sprint, usually over 100 meters, barefoot in the snow
Tom: "Hey Steve, you up for a Mississippi Shuffle?"
Steve: "Loser gets punched in the face."
by imthemostamazing January 1, 2010
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Bahaatoeima Shuffle

A Religious shuffle created by the urban legends "Bahaatoeima" back in 1600 B.C. representing their love for their king.
"Oh master how much i love you! -intensely does the bahaatoeima shuffle-"
by Minecraftcreeper4928 December 21, 2023
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hooker shuffle

The sneaky walk one does when sneaking out of a brothel or encounter with a prostitute.
I spotted him coming out of Room 123 of The Bellagio doing the hooker shuffle.
by Captain Minty August 28, 2017
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memphis shuffle

a quater note with a dotted 16th note lead in to the next unit over an over....duh, de- duh pattern created by Curtis Mayfield from Memphis...Tennessee...
Curtis Mayfield created the Memphis shuffle
by little roger November 21, 2015
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Plastic Shuffle

When you’re at the checkout and you’re panic shuffling your debit/credit cards trying to determine which one is least likely to be decline.
After seeing the total, he hesitated and plastic shuffled his cards.

I am so broke that I always do the plastic shuffle whenever I check out.
by DariusJosephus November 21, 2020
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desktop shuffling

In order to look busy, the lasy computer user just shuffles windows around his desktop with the odd grunt and sigh as if he/she is working hard.
Oh look at him doing nothing and just desktop shuffling.
by mattyp01 August 10, 2017
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