"The One" porno

That special porn movie that you are going to masturbate to.

Sometimes countless hours are spent sifting through shitty porn to find "The One" porno.

by taso89 May 24, 2008

black one

When someone is so pissed, fucked off with someone, you will give them the ultimate in destruction

Derek robbed me of my phone, so I'm gonna cash him a black one and rob the car!

by Dabba December 03, 2007

I'm on One

to be high on any kind of drug. weed, cocaine, pills, etc.

"i'm on one the feeling ain't fair" - rick ross

by giftedd July 06, 2011

One Direction

Another unoriginal boy band that will not exist in a few years. The said girls that enjoy this music listen to it with their eyes not their ears. It attracts the ears of the lesser intelligence.

One Direction Fangirl: ISN"T ONE DIRECTION SOO HAWT! THEY ARE THE BEST BAND EVER

Smart person: Not really i think ill listen to some music that has originality.

by Zoso April 23, 2012

Trap One

When dealing with a row of toilet cubicles, 'trap one' is the cubicle nearest the main door. If all toilets are equidistant from the door, the cubicle to the extreme left is trap one.

Ryan on phone: 'Just shit myself again, throw the new pair of jeans into trap one'
Steven: 'I'll be there in 10 mins'

by Captainfailure April 17, 2008

fresh one

A good hard smack across the face, generally in response to someone saying or doing something obviously stupid. The goomba equivalent of a pimpsmack, yet not exclusive to hoes as recipients.

"Hey, Jelly... you want a fresh one? You know we don't discuss Mr. Vitti's health outside the family".

by Busta Move April 13, 2005

One Direction

Some ugly gay boy "band" One Direction. That has a lot less talent then Mindless Behavior. If you like them, you DO have a mental disease.

There is nothing wrong with being gay unless you are from one direction.

"I just listened to One Direction and I am clawing at my ears"

"Which band is age ranged from 15-16 and has a BET award, went platinum, is sexy, has a movie coming out, launches their own tour, has one album and is already working on another, and took over 2012? Not One Direction"

by Mindless as fuck August 18, 2012