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by sMILEY nEWS j October 20, 2017
Get the Smiley Newsmug. by Iron Wang September 3, 2010
Get the fuck that newsmug. an abreviation of "new super mario bros". used because the serie's name is WAY too damn long.
may also be referring to a new type of soup that was invented recently.
may also be referring to a new type of soup that was invented recently.
by BittoFromDrawa January 10, 2020
Get the new soupmug. Finding out the day after what on earth happened during the heavy drinking of the night before and from which the individual is now suffering from booze derived amnesia
Example: the first text message of the day: “oh no!! Did I really snog him last night?! That’s bad booze news!”
by thewordfarmer January 22, 2018
Get the Booze newsmug. the new breed of 'plantation owner' and/or business'person' who takes full advantage of those with 'lesser' social status and education in order to keep their business maximizing profits!!
one would THINK by offering a decent wage AND benefits, it would prove to be a more intelligent move as regards to worker performance as well as loyalty, but this is a completely foreign concept to those who pray to the 'church of the greenback', i.e. the 'folding greens'!!
one would THINK by offering a decent wage AND benefits, it would prove to be a more intelligent move as regards to worker performance as well as loyalty, but this is a completely foreign concept to those who pray to the 'church of the greenback', i.e. the 'folding greens'!!
that business won't pay a decent living wage, practically expecting employees to PAY THEM to work there!! (response:) yeah, i know all about it!! i'm super-tired of these new slavers!!
john started his business and appreciated those who helped him build it into something of substance, he was happy to share the profits, made plenty for himself, and had no desire to be a new slaver.
jane hated to go to the vertical plantation everyday, to work for those new slavers
john started his business and appreciated those who helped him build it into something of substance, he was happy to share the profits, made plenty for himself, and had no desire to be a new slaver.
jane hated to go to the vertical plantation everyday, to work for those new slavers
by michael foolsley September 14, 2013
Get the new slavermug. by NewLenoxResident May 16, 2019
Get the New Lenoxmug. person driving next to you in New Jersey: *gives middle finger* fuck you!
you: *gives middle finger back* fuck you too!
you: *gives middle finger back* fuck you too!
by jjsabs November 4, 2017
Get the New Jerseymug.