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Smiley News

Only the best News paper of all time that includes cool stores, fun things todo, fun facts and news paper stuff! It's also overly filled with smiles. This news is written Jen and Ivy 2 people... And we have so much fun doing it. The news is written for an age group of 5th grade- 8th grade and for anyone who wants to lighten their day. As we a listed younger age group some of are storied may not appeal to them or even any age group. To try and fix issue we have a comment box so we can try to apple to everyone. Read Smiley News!
Woah man, why are you reading that book when you can read Smiley News!
by sMILEY nEWS j October 20, 2017
mugGet the Smiley Newsmug.

fuck that news

Very similar to fuck that noise. To disregard rumours and gossip.
by Iron Wang September 3, 2010
mugGet the fuck that newsmug.

new soup

an abreviation of "new super mario bros". used because the serie's name is WAY too damn long.
may also be referring to a new type of soup that was invented recently.
1) hey dude, wanna play new soup ds? ; sure, why not.
2) i have made a new soup!
by BittoFromDrawa January 10, 2020
mugGet the new soupmug.

Booze news

Finding out the day after what on earth happened during the heavy drinking of the night before and from which the individual is now suffering from booze derived amnesia
Example: the first text message of the day: “oh no!! Did I really snog him last night?! That’s bad booze news!”
by thewordfarmer January 22, 2018
mugGet the Booze newsmug.

new slaver

the new breed of 'plantation owner' and/or business'person' who takes full advantage of those with 'lesser' social status and education in order to keep their business maximizing profits!!

one would THINK by offering a decent wage AND benefits, it would prove to be a more intelligent move as regards to worker performance as well as loyalty, but this is a completely foreign concept to those who pray to the 'church of the greenback', i.e. the 'folding greens'!!
that business won't pay a decent living wage, practically expecting employees to PAY THEM to work there!! (response:) yeah, i know all about it!! i'm super-tired of these new slavers!!

john started his business and appreciated those who helped him build it into something of substance, he was happy to share the profits, made plenty for himself, and had no desire to be a new slaver.

jane hated to go to the vertical plantation everyday, to work for those new slavers
by michael foolsley September 14, 2013
mugGet the new slavermug.

New Lenox

Corn. Corn as far as the eye can fucking see. That and wiggers.
Hey, guy. You ever been to New Lenox? No? Don't. Literally fucking corn hell.
by NewLenoxResident May 16, 2019
mugGet the New Lenoxmug.

New Jersey

the only state where you can drive 80 mph on a 55 mph highway and still have people pissed at you
person driving next to you in New Jersey: *gives middle finger* fuck you!

you: *gives middle finger back* fuck you too!
by jjsabs November 4, 2017
mugGet the New Jerseymug.

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