Pocket Hand

(Noun) A term used to describe the first two cards that are dealt to an individual player, by the dealer, in Texas Hold'em.

My pocket hand was an eight and a two; I'm probably going to fold if anyone raise.

by OlFashioned November 14, 2013

hand snatch

Another way of saying that you just got some hand pussy.

Hey man....... I'm going to get some hand snatch off that hot bitch on 35th Ave tonight. Then I'm going to gape her hole.

by JoeyBomm June 13, 2020

Baby Hands

Quick repetitive dual handed jabs; the hands can be no farther than 3 inches apart. Usually used as a form of self defense in a street football or basketball game.

"Dude, you dropped that perfect pass. What happened?"

"Matt unleashed his baby hands."

by Rabies Baby March 7, 2010

hand pistol

calling hand pistol gives the caller first choice in selecting which back seat in a car the caller rides in. see shotgun

bob: shotgun.
steve: i called it first.
bob: then i got hand pistol.
jon: i already called it.
bob: then im screwed.

by daveyand April 19, 2008

Hand Steamer

Receiving a handjob on a cold Alaskan morning while driving a vehicle, which results in the creation of steam, visible to other drivers

"Dude I totally saw your mom giving your dad a hand steamer last weekend!"

by AK Dave October 18, 2008

Broadband Hand

RSI injury sustained to the hand due to prolonged pleasuring of one’s self whilst surfing the interweb.

1 - My hand is killing me!
2 - Why's that?
1 - Broadband hand innit, was on bigotters.com too long!

by FLANMJF October 26, 2005

Mariner's Hands

A rather rough and calloused appearence to the palm of the hand, gained though too much "Trumpet Polishing".

That's a right lovely pair of Mariner's Hands you've got there Dad!

by Benjim May 19, 2003