Con-tech

Short for consensus-enforcing information technology. Con-tech are companies providing products or services such as websites and social media platforms, where opinions of liberal, leftist or woke character, claimed to be the mainstream consensus, are allowed while harmless divergent opinions are suppressed by use of moderation, banning and so-called shadow banning. Con-tech has a low tolerance of perceived political incorrectness and considers such content and users to be impurities.

- You shouldn't use this and that, they're alt-tech!
- Well, I'd love to use con-tech, it's just that I'm not woke enough.

by Priminio March 3, 2021

Tech

Tech : a very hot / attractive person

Yo bro check out that chick over there, holy tech ferds

by Rooboo23 December 12, 2023

tech shaming

When you shame someone for having too many electronics. Much like slut shaming but for tech

"Wow Matt, why do you have so many wireless headphones and laptops?"
"Fuck Mariana, stop tech shaming me"

by techbrooo December 9, 2016

Tech Decking

That is not what you say, you say FINGERBOARDING. Not "Tech Decking".

See that dude tech decking?
Mike Schneider: Dude. It's called FINGERBOARDING.

by fingerboard god June 2, 2022

tech navvy

The opposite of tech savvy. A person that is bad with tech (naive).

"-Danny, could you please close some programs on your laptop, it's going to die!
- Oh, thanks for the heads up, sorry you have to live with someone so tech navvy."

by DanieKK August 8, 2023

Tech

Used to describe an insanely skilled COD Player that can make a girl finish in bed super fast while finding the gspot. First instance of Tech was seen by a gamer named Pluto

Oh woah that guy on the other team has insane tech!

by ViperX216 August 22, 2025

Goober tech

When you do something really stupid in the game dead by daylight and it works.

"Why did you vault into that wraith and how did he miss?"
"Goober tech idk"

by Goobaw December 12, 2023