Funny

A good joke is funny.

A hairy guy: Hey which shampoo do you use?
The bald guy: hahahahahahhhhh
A furry: You're so funny, duh

by agoodguyverygoodguyveryverygoo August 29, 2020

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funny inch

The caustic name used to refer peanut. People pretend to say fanny itch, but really say this. And then make fun of others for mishearing.

"You said funny inch, not fanny itch...dick." says peanut

by Peanut June 10, 2004

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The 3am Funnies

A humourous event that only occurs during the hours of the night in quiet conditions triggering a lengthy uncontrollable laughing fit amongst participants.

"HAHAHAHA- its the 3am funnies!"
"Nooo! The 3am funnies!"

by Jedie September 18, 2022

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1. When you create a new funny via forgetting the original funny, thus theoretically creating a source of infinite funny; When humor originates from the setup of a joke but the punchline being forgotten in a comedic fashion

2. The Scientific Theory that, if an immortal monkey spent all of eternity clicking on random keys on a keyboard, it would eventually write every joke that could possibly be conceived.

Rick: "Hey, I heard a funny joke the other day! So, a Tibetan Monk walks into a bar in order to observe the lifestyle of people living in a first world country and an urban setting, and then-"
Vick: "Wow, he walked into a bar? That must've hurt!"
Rick: "Haha, you fucking moron, that's not what I meant you failed excuse of a human being."
Vick: "So... where's the funny?"
Rick: "Oh, I forgot I was supposed to be telling a joke-"
Vick: "Hah! You forgot the funny!"
Rick: "No, it's the infinite funny theorem. By forgetting the funny, I've created another funny."
Vick: "Wow, that's pretty funny!"
Pause for laughter. If it does not ensue, then your friends are not based enough.

by Based Guitar December 20, 2020

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