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Dooty Face

A person who always has a look on their face like they have to take a shit really bad
wow that Jerry has such a Dooty Face he must be an uptight prick
by zam1 July 15, 2009
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cake face

when a girl has too much makeup on
by sharks28 October 26, 2016
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Drank in the face

When an individual approaches their victim, with a pint of beer and proceeds to chug the entire pint in a very close proximity to their face. If the victim is a friend, grabbing their shoulder and bringing them even closer to oneself while chugging is acceptable.
Joey: "Have you ever been drank in the face?"
Tom: "No..."

--Joey proceeds to chug a beer very close to Tom's face--

Joey: "You just got drank in the face!"
by JohnnyEngg February 15, 2010
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Lobster Face

1: To spend such prolonged time in the sun, or influenced by extreme emotion such as embarrassment or anger that your face turns a bright hue of red.

2: A fledgling indie Super Hero character (patent and trademark pending) who has the facial attributes that of a lobster.
- 2A: Notable markings and characteristics; bright red face, tendency to lie, a bike rack on a Saturn only used to transport pork products.

3: a person who works a low tier job maintaining hardware who becomes easily agitated when questioned, therefore ball and clenching their fists forcing blood to the surface of the skin causing a red glow.

Note: Often confused with other red faced creatures/animals such as Baboons. While they bare similar qualities (red face and easily irritable). they are entirely two different dullards.
1. "I asked Erik if he was available on Monday and he said he had to be done by 11pm. When I asked why, and inferred he has a crap job... he got all lobster faced on me."

2. "Hey Erik, I don't think you should apply more Banana Boat tan lotion, you're already a Lobster Face as is."

3. "That Lobster Faced buffoon is a total Rudy."*

4. "Is Lobster Face available?"*

*These assume a person known to two or more people has already been designated and commonly referred to as Lobster Face.
by R. Stark July 20, 2010
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Troll Face

The face you make when trolling occurs
Victim of my trollage: NUUUU! Y U NO CHEESEBURGER

Troll: Troll face!

The creature:

Troll: XD
by Chillin95 February 22, 2022
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Face-cull

Removal of someone from a Facebook friend list, often if the person isn't a real-life or close 'friend'.
'That bitch, she Face-culled me!'

'I don't know half of the people on my friends list, I'm gonna have a mass Face-cull'
by rit locus August 26, 2009
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Snorkel face

When the guy has a boner, the girl holds it pointing toward the ceiling and places her top lip near the head and sloooowllly moves it down toward the balls. Her top lip gets caught on the dick shaft and flips upward, her mouth looking like she's wearing a snorkel mask. When she talks with her lip pulled upwards it looks how it would if she was talking wearing a snorkel mask.
Bobby (to Mikey): Dude, Cindy snorkel faced me last night.

Mikey: No way! What did she say with it?

Bobby: She said, "Hey Bobby, did you remember to pay rent on time?"

And I couldn't take her seriously because it looked like she was wearing a snorkel mask.
by JAIMLEY February 13, 2020
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