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surprised on sunday

When you get drunk on saturday night and go home with a dog-ugly person and wake up next to them on sunday. you take a shit on their pillow and run for the door. Theiy're surprised on sunday!
Jodie was surprised on sunday when the smell of shit woke her up.
by jsmithua September 7, 2006
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German Surprise

n. When a person is recieving head and is about to cum, he does not warn the participant, but rather lets it all out in her throat. She then chokes because of the surprising nature of the matter and then continues to lap it up and finish the job.
"Dude, I totally gave that bitch the german surprise!"

"If you don't shut up, I'm going to give you the german surprise."
by buckeyefever09 April 15, 2008
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wet hand surprise

when fingering a girl, becoming irritated, annoyed, or bored so much as to smack her face with a hand full of juices that she squirted into one's cupped hands.
I was sick of the nasty faces my girl was making, so I gave her the wet hand surprise!
by the big purple hippo July 19, 2009
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Utter Surprise

When you are titty fucking a chick, and you blow a load in her face.
I was fucking this bitch last night and sealed it off with an utter surprise.
by Alex Kiss October 8, 2009
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cranberry surprise

N. - Any unexpected blood (usually from a menstrual cycle, but sometimes resulting from sores, ruptured lesions, etc.) that covers, but is not limited to, the phallus of an unsuspecting recipient.
After they both climaxed like never before, he/she was dismayed to find that she/he had left him/her with a cranberry surprise.
by Socrates the 410th January 24, 2010
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Ginger Surprise

When a male ejaculates and shits into a bowl of chicken noodle soup, mixes it up, and proceeds to feed it into a sleeping Ginger's (male or female) butt hole as they sleep.
by smellydude March 4, 2011
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danish surprise

A Danish Surprise is the act of farting on someone's pillow.
While my wife got up to use the bathroom, I gave her a danish surprise before she returned.
by Bonkj October 10, 2013
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