Staff Sergeant

A Marine with a really big dick. The hardest motha fucka to ever walk the earth.

Paul: That is a bad muthafucka. He got a shit load of pipe too.
Ronnie: That mothafucka's a Staff Sergeant dawg.

by Michael Allen August 6, 2006

Stiff

A very lanky woman who is very uncoordinated, and also talks extremely fast to the point that your ears feel like they are going to melt.

Damn did u catch what she just said? Hell no that girl talks way to fast. She is definately a stiff.

by franken dude December 7, 2013

Stiff Blueberry

In order to successfully perform a Stiff Blueberry, you have to swim in the ocean in an area heavily inhabited by octopus. You find one and then proceed to stick your cock in whatever crevace you can find on it's body, until it squirts it's blue ink all over your dick and balls in a last attempt to defend itself. In most cases however, it is too late, for you have filled it with your own creamy ink. ;)

Dan:"Dude, I don't remember your dick looking like Papa Smurf"
Dave:"Well, why the hell are you looking at my dick in the first place?"
Dan:"Cause YOU crammed it in my butt last week!"
Dave:"Oh haha oh yeah"

I filmed Michael doing the old Stiff Blueberry. Everything was going good until he saw me. I guess SOME people don't like complete strangers filming them performing illegal sex acts in their own pool...

by Saklickr1414 December 1, 2007

stiff meds

Stiff Meds are taken to correct erectile dysfunction.
Also referred to as Stiff Meds or Hard Meds.

Stiff Meds include Viagra, Levitra, and Cialis.

by GeShan February 24, 2007

Double Stuf

When a woman is stuffed by two men. Literally. Preferably when both males are of the same race, but opposite the race of the woman. See also: cookies n cream

Hells yeah bro, we double stuf'd her good. She couldn't even walk the next day!

by Almighty David February 17, 2009

BZPower Staff

A bunch of completely homosexual wankers who spend their day trolling small children and licking out their mothers. The also have problems with authority, and must do whatever they are told to do.

They suck on the manly dick of MANDREW twice daily.

Where's my Freedom Of Speech gone? Oh, it's over there with Hitler, Stalin and the BZPower staff.

by TheBlackMask May 8, 2011

spuff

Spuff is another word for spunk. (semen)

I wasnt quite ready so I spuffed on her knickers.

by MicoPopenay December 15, 2008