Screaming

Something that unfunny people default to when they try to make people laugh.

The eleven year old was screaming into his microphone in the voice chat.

by Peepoopoopybutt September 11, 2020

screaming blue messiah

Screaming blue Messiah is when you gravity bong in a laundry room sink out of a sparklers water bottle and fall into the warm laundry on the floor..

Omg! That screaming blue messiah knocked him out and he would not get up so we covered him with more warm laundry.

by MuddyBottoms September 26, 2020

screaming blue messiah

Screaming blue Messiah is when you gravity bong in a laundry room sink out of a sparklers water bottle and fall into the warm laundry on the floor..

Omg! That screaming blue messiah knocked him out and he would not get up so we covered him with more warm laundry.

by MuddyBottoms September 26, 2020

Steaming Peking Dumpling

When you’ve eaten way to much Chinese food that turned out to be loaded with salmonella. Followed by a raging case of dysentery.

Holy shit, I just took the biggest Steaming Peking Dumpling and my asshole still burns.

by Rick Junk October 22, 2020

Screaming Boner

When you’re screaming and have a boner at the same time. Occurs when you’re looking at something surprising as well a sexy, or when you’re scared and have a boner at the same time

My mom walked in me watching porn and I had a screaming boner.

I opened up the package and there was porn inside. I had a screaming boner after that.

by YoBoiAlex November 3, 2020

Streaking

When you're just vibing with the bois and playing 2K and yall just wanna go and win some games

Yo dude! Wanna start streaking on the 2s?

by WEEB SLAYER 69 November 16, 2020

Screaming Ballast

A phrase to describe a wife or girlfriend who doesn't like being driven around at high speed, berates your driving or generally gets scared in the passenger seat.

"Went for a blast around the country lanes, would have been more fun without the Screaming Ballast nagging me too slow down...."

by Puffinchops6618 January 8, 2021