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Chocolate Covered Strawberry

Noun, used to describe a distended rectal cavity, where upon the unlucky subject has 'an accident' and shit themselves unmercifully. The result, sadly, is a bright red bulge that has poo all over it. Hence, chocolate-covered strawberry.
"Did you see that Chad took off on another holiday and left us in a lurch?"
"That chach. What are you going to do?"
"I'm going to make him eat a Chocolate covered Strawberry. Then we'll be Even Steven."
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Chocolate Covered Strawberry

Eh yo, Lashawndra, let me nibble on dat chocolate covered strawberry!

chocolate covered strawberry

When a man has vaginal intercourse with a woman on her period, then afterwards without cleaning his penis off, continues to have anal sex.
Dude, my girlfriend totally gave me a chocolate covered strawberry this morning.

wetback strawberry 

When you have a one night stand with an illegal immigrant and never talk to her again.
I met the girl Maria and I gave her a wetback strawberry.

Toasted Strawberry 

When a guy just sticks the tip of his dick in a girl's Ass and pulls it out with a little poo on it. The Toasted Strawberry!!
Listen sweetheart go use the bathroom cuz u just gave me a toasted strawberry.

warm strawberry 

A warm strawberry is when a male has a strawberry flavored condom on and trys to get you to suck it
No dave i dont want a warm strawberry
warm strawberry by Halesirrirr November 8, 2017

White strawberry 

A Canadian born fighter of Muay Thai, with the complexion of the rarest sweetest fruit.
You gotta watch oot for White Strawberry.
White strawberry by DDMAU777 November 13, 2017