sloppy joed

the act of being so sloppy drunk that any Joe will do.

Karen was sloppy joed again this weekend and woke up with no cellphone to call an Uber of shame or postmate her morning Starbucks sugar milk.

by KarensRntUs June 16, 2020

sloppy christian

the sexual act where a man drugs a woman putting her to sleep then ejaculating inside of her and a few months later the woman is wondering how she got pregnant when she has never had sex and you claim it was the holy spirit

Guy 1:Yo dude i gave jessica a sloppy christian and now im a father
Guy 2: you mean the holy spirit?

by AyyySlim June 24, 2020

Slopp

To be thick and to have an interest in younger people

That guy there is a Slopp isn’t he.

by Bernal38 August 25, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

A blowjob with a mouthful of dip

Hey “The Dooo”, give me a Sloppy Dallas

by Harryl October 15, 2020

sloppy dallas

Giving or receiving a blowjob with a mouth full of dip.

Phil: “Dude, that chick 3 seats over gives the best Sloppy Dallas’s.”
Dave: “Don’t those give you a redneck stench?”
Phil: “Yeah, but regular blowjobs just don’t do it for me anymore.”

by Blub1rd October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

Receiving a blowjob from a person with an oral cavity full of chewing tobacco.

Hannah gave me a sloppy dallas . It was cool until she put a fuckin' top-hat on my pecker!

by AlnisPat October 15, 2020

sloppy dallas

A sloppy dallas is where a msn gets a blowjob whilst their partner has a mouth full of dip inside.
Creds to McNasty, Sniping Soup, The Doo, Blarg

Soups sister: Soup god damn it come over here and get "sloppy dallas"
Soup: Lemme get my gucci belt first

by stretchy ahole October 15, 2020