splatter back

When the male in an instance of intercourse using the position from behind -doggy style in laymans terms- defecates into his hand and in one motion, "splatters" the feces on her "back". Hence, "Splatter back".

"Yo dude, This chick was raunchy. She asked for me to give her the 'Splatter back'".

"That guy was an asshole! While we were making love, he thought it would be funny to give me the 'Splatter back'".

by Ybloc June 18, 2008

splatzle

what americans refer to as "irony". its not! just bcuz something works out interestingly or in a wierd way DOES NOT MAKE IT IRONY U STUPID FREAKING AMERICANS!!!

"hey isnt it ironic that a weiner dog looks like a hot dog and hot dogs are called weiners too?"
"nah man, thats splatzle"

by cynicalbunnyphilosopher July 2, 2009

splatterphobia

To hold back a fart due to the fear of splattering your underwear with loose stool.

Consuming high fiber products and coffee for breakfast is ill advised due to splatterphobia issues which can occur.

by tcw170 September 19, 2009

Splatdouche

1.A douchebag who's douchbaggedness usually creates a large amount of problems to friend and family.

Wow, justin is such a splatdouche ruining his dad's credit like that.

by Splattie Mcgee November 11, 2010

Splaticated

To be severely intoxicated

I was so splaticated last night that I think I slept with my cousin.

by Big Time Slimmy Jim G November 19, 2010

splatter bowl blitz

shit all o'er tha place

yo dude, you shoulda seen what happened in the bathroom after last night. it was a splatter bowl blitz in there!

by sooperpoopybuns May 16, 2011

Splatteredpuss

Splatteredpuss is when womens pussy has been abused and worn out over her years,and the pussy resembles a Splattered tomato.

Man,that girl I took home from the bar last night had one hell of a Splatteredpuss.

by HumboldtHobo August 22, 2011