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Yet another definition that has nothing to do with the real word, yet some punk who was angered by my previous definition of prep created the false illusion that he could "get me back" by writing an extreme half-assed, archaic insult that looks like it was pounded out by 1000 chimpanzees on 1000 type writers.
Punk: "Oh no, after reading that definition of what a prep really is, I mistuck my heroin needle into my wrist and nearly bled to death. But it's all good, because IM SO FULL OF PAIN AND SUFFERING, WAAH. By the way, I think I'll write a cheesy comeback toward hatred."

hatred: "They say if you let 1000 chimpanzees on 1000 type writers... Sooner or later, one will make an offensive insult. That was not it."
by hatred June 19, 2003
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Be safe

To be safe is to be a pussy and not do anything at all
My girl told me to be safe and not do shit
by Russian ass eater October 4, 2019
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safety meeting

Code for slacking
For when people are standing around with there hands in there pockets, cause when your not doing anything with your hands in your pockets you cant hurt yourself.
What are those guys doing over there? there having a safety meeting.
by Noka November 19, 2007
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safeway roses

my boyfriend brought me 18 pink roses yesterday.

when you are 'sent' roses from the florist they are long stemmed roses and cost around $200. when you have a 'cheap' boyfriend he might stop at the store and get the roses near the check out line at Safeway. that is cheap.
My boyfriend brought me 18 lovely pink roses last night.

oh, i see Safeway roses!
by lindy1943 April 17, 2010
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safety patrol officer

A safety patrol officer is your pot supplier you go to before you have a safety meeting.
"Hey dude, I'll be back. I gotta see the safety patrol officer"
"Sweet, then we can have a safety meeting when you get back."
by Blubrrr April 20, 2007
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shafed cock

When you are dry humping a girl and your cock rubs up against your zipper and cuts your dick.
I was done dry humping this chick, and i realized i had shafed cock
by Pain in the Pants August 10, 2010
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Safe Haven

serveral definitions are voted on for one word without possibility of a duplicate.
Safe haven the urban dictionary's Definitions
by Vapejuice February 9, 2020
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