Snatch Madness

A temporary loss of self control brought on by the powerful temptation of vagina. Symptoms of this condition may include purchasing expensive gifts, antiquing and rape.

Causes of this condition may vary, but typically involve large breasted women going bra-less in tight shirts.

Bob was acquitted of all rape charges after employing the "Snatch Madness" defense strategy.

by Bologna_Skins March 20, 2011

sarchasmic

When the other person just can't make the connection to a sarcastic remark due to a large chasm in their intelligence, humor, and/or knowledge base.

The sarchasmic void was just too large to ignore and I struggled to graciously extract myself from the date only 20 minutes into it.

by belledejour April 4, 2011

snatch spear

A long hard cock.

She freaked when she saw the size of my snatch spear.

by Mipes October 26, 2011

Snatch Boss

A man that can get laid at will and then have the women coming back for more. Also a man that can get his friends laid as well. Be it a devils threesome or the standard 1 on 1.

<Snatch> noun - refering to the female genatalia (vulva/vagina)
<Boss> noun - a person who is a leader, someone who runs shit in his/her hood or city.

"Dude my friend Doug fucked a chick last night then had her fuck us both the next day...He is a total Snatch Boss"

by snodly November 27, 2011

Snatch Peeper

Another name for an OB/GYN (Gynecologist).

Sally has to go to the snatch peeper for a check up.

by Morphine1193 February 9, 2012

snatch rag

A clean piece of laundry laying near your bed that can be used to clean up or absorb extra moisture when you're having sex with a girl and she keeps having gushing orgasms or you've cum and it's just too wet.

The other night I was making love to Shelby and her pussy got too wet so I told her to grab my t-shirt and use it as a "snatch rag".

by J-DAWGG September 6, 2013

Snapchattict

One who is obsessed or spends too much of their time on Snapchat.

"John has put up 5 pics in his story in the last 10 mins!"
"Oh my god, what a Snapchattict!"

by Bharlie Crown February 12, 2014