smile dick

A smile dick is a dick that has been infected with a terrible std. It is in poor mental health and has only one thing to do and thats smile.

"hey did you see that nasty gigilos dick?"
"yeah it was mest up he had a smile dick"

by Yomomma June 20, 2006

smidiot

A Shity mothafuckin idoit. smidoit.

JuJu:Girl I just gave ray ray head
KayKay:You A Fuckin Smidiot

by Bri Bri 12 December 8, 2006

smile

change of facial expression to happyness due to an amazing blow job, hand job, or just from having sex.

Guy: "Holy shit!
that was worth a smile babe!"
Girl: "You better of enjoyed that,
i almost ran out of breath!!"

by The man of tate October 16, 2008

Mona Lisa Smile

After you cum you take the residual cum on the tip of your penis and apply it like lipstick to your partner's lips.

"Wow, Sam's lips look really shiny," Friend 1.
Friend 2, "Yeah, I just gave her a Mona Lisa Smile."

by The Drs September 2, 2010

candle smile

When you bust a nut into a unknowing victims drink, once the drink has been drunk it will leave I white moustache on the upper lip. Causing the victim to have candle smile and a salty surprise.

Friend 1: yo you hear about Stephanie

Friend 2: no what happened?
Friend 1: Frank gave her a candle smile
Friend 2: ohhh the dirty bitch

by howbaoudahbitch June 1, 2017

vertical smile

1. an ass crack
2. too moon someone

While Rich was driving I gave her a look from my vertical smile.

by Bud E Love May 7, 2003

Shildo

A Dildo That is Shitty

OMG Look at that Chicks Shildo

by ARDD May 13, 2009