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Smartass

A know-it-all bitch that argues with you and tries to prove they're an expert at something
Person1: lmao i am the best at math, i'm so smart!
Person2: stfu smartass
by NotFUnnidUd May 11, 2021
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slarty

one who likes being alone but also hates it , somebody who can go days without social interactions and still keep their sanity , a person who loves only in the inside and would expect everybody who’s in their circle to understand that without having to show it , that one person who sits in the corner at parties, that one person who smiles for like a second and literally a second later the smile disappears, the one person who cares only for those who are family and friends everybody else can die it’s whatever we are not depressed we just live our lives how we live our lives.
slarty world forever
by okayed June 10, 2021
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sarcastic smarmy

refers to those who are anything but smarmy, but could be.
Ideally social network connections in metropolitan areas, hip, happening, from what I can see. Opposite of urban trife. The person who is known as green, friendly, perfect when the light is shining. Maybe would dis a dork.
A sarcastic smarmy could be a student at a big time campus, or a freelance writer/photographer/graphic designer/dj/you name it living, working, thriving to some extent in an urban environment.
by boldbrains December 1, 2010
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Facebook smart

Being able to succeed at tending a farm, running a mafia, and building a city all while creating a page that displays your hundreds of friends (you're so popular) and uniqueness by "liking" and displaying pictures, songs, events, quotes and statuses that thousands and sometimes millions of other people like as well
I was looking at my sisters Facebook page the other day and boy was I impressed. She reached level 200 on Farmville, has 200,000 people in her mafia, created and owns the biggest city on Cityville, has more than 5,000 friends, likes all the same things as everybody else and copies and pastes every major status update in the world. Now that's not just smart, that's Facebook smart.
by Pooeyscooter July 17, 2011
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tweet smart

A person who has a lot of common sense and knows what's going on on Twitter. This person knows what every type of person has to deal with on Twitter, understands all groups of people and how to act around them. This person knows all the current shit going on in #SoMe and knows how to make his own right decisions, knows how to deal with different situations and has his/her own independant state of mind. A tweet smart person isn't stubborn and actually listens to shit and understands shit.
That dude actually understands alot of shit thats going on, he is tweet smart.
by Tweet Smart August 6, 2014
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Street smart

Don't you really hate it when somebody starts describing themself or somebody else as street smart when you know that they know deep down that they could describe themself as more than just plain street smart without people thinking they were egotistical and pompous?
Ask yourself whether even Tupac wouldn't be able to call himself street smart enough, and if even he wouldn't do it, and you are from the part of Kansas way past Kansas City, (Missouri or Kansas) or somewhere just like parts of Kansas way past Kansas City, why would you get on a National Geographic show about prison with a pseudonym and claim to be street smart when you know it isn't you, it's just an image you want (but you still think it's as hilarious to everyone else as it is to you what you're saying and doing)?
by The Original Agahnim November 4, 2021
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I'm smart today

A phrase used by people when they say something stupid. Usually as a sarcastic excuse.
Caleb: "I'm sorry what was your name again?"
Jen: "I've just told you I'm Jen"
Caleb: "I'm Smart today"
by Squaaa! October 3, 2018
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