When you're trying to sleep with a easy hoe & get high at the same time. roll a blunt while she gives him head then smoke it while fucking.
Female: So what'chu trying to do?
Brody: sh*t bitch, im trying to Slide & glide.
Female: well spark it up & get in these thangs.
Brody: sh*t bitch, im trying to Slide & glide.
Female: well spark it up & get in these thangs.
by Zeebie July 17, 2011
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A sideshit is when you take a massive dump which somehow slopes down on the right or left inner side of the toiletbowl and not in the middle as usual.
"Dude, I took such a sideshit last night! Even after flushing several times there are still shitstains."
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All right, I'm giving a presentation in two weeks. Who wants to be my slide monkey?
I can't believe I got stuck with being the slide monkey for all these presentations!
I can't believe I got stuck with being the slide monkey for all these presentations!
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