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Slide & Glide

When you're trying to sleep with a easy hoe & get high at the same time. roll a blunt while she gives him head then smoke it while fucking.
Female: So what'chu trying to do?
Brody: sh*t bitch, im trying to Slide & glide.
Female: well spark it up & get in these thangs.
by Zeebie July 17, 2011
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Sideswiper

Applicable to a friend/acquaintance hitting on your girlfriend behind your back.
I was sent overseas by the army then I found out this guy is sideswiping my girl back home. What a sideswiper!
by chuggchuggriff August 3, 2011
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sideshit

A sideshit is when you take a massive dump which somehow slopes down on the right or left inner side of the toiletbowl and not in the middle as usual.
"Dude, I took such a sideshit last night! Even after flushing several times there are still shitstains."
by patgol March 12, 2012
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Slide Monkey

The derogatory term for a man/woman who makes the presentation slides change at the right time while the presenter is speaking.
All right, I'm giving a presentation in two weeks. Who wants to be my slide monkey?

I can't believe I got stuck with being the slide monkey for all these presentations!
by Evelyn_S October 22, 2013
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slide

“idc who gets dissed in a song, if the shit slide, the shit slide.”
by iiukvsujb September 23, 2018
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Sideship

A romantic relationship with someone other than your partner or spouse at the same time
My relationship with Sean started as a sideship when I was still with Daniel
by Bruiser121 March 3, 2019
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Sidestepping

When a beautiful female ignores all the calls and texts she gets, she isn’t depressed just doesn’t give a fuck!
Every time I hit her up she sidesteps me”
“Bro, she’s sidestepping”
by Squid dwarf July 5, 2019
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