the shit that is on it's way RIGHT NOW and will come out in 13.2 seconds whether you are on/near the toilet or not; usually results in an assplosion
As soon as I got the bubbleguts, I knew it was gonna be an emergency shit and almost didn't make it.
by justtoobad February 23, 2009
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Act of forcefully taking a crap filled with rock hard pellets of shit and hot, loose, oozing fecal matter that explodes from your anus showering the toilet with a gooey layer of nastiness. The poop rocks then cause the water in the bowl to boil, possibly scalding your ass. This usually occurs as a result of the XXL Burrito with Extra Habeneros, or the all you can eat suicide wing challenge.
Man, after luinch at the Mexican Place I took a massive meteor shit shower, I think I cracked the bowl.
by Guy is Old August 25, 2010
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No question about it, now that there’s steaming dog shit on the table, we’re gonna have to do something about it.
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Ricky: Hey dude, you seem off. What’s up?
Greg: I just got back from Chipotle and I think I’m gonna have a critical shit.
Greg: I just got back from Chipotle and I think I’m gonna have a critical shit.
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