hall shark

A paper mache shark that terrorizes the freshmen of hickory high school

oh yea, it has a frickin laserbeam on its head.

"Mmmmmmmmmmm freshmen," said the hall shark.

by Woozlee December 15, 2008

Shark Ass

When you have a sweaty ass and it chafes, stings and therefore BITES you........your ass is on fire on a hot afternoon. You have SHARK ASS.

Johnny was workin all day long.......sweating..........forgot to wipe after his noon time BM and now has SHARK ASS..........it BITES.

by Yard Guy June 29, 2013

Tiger Shark

1. The animal in the ocean.
2. A person with "stripes" aka stretch marks that smells like fish.

"Man you a tiger shark, because you stripes and you smell fish."

by Rankless Warrior September 1, 2009

shark week

a shark's brain looks like a vagina hence, a girl's monthly period is called Shark WEEK

Shark week this week. Crap :(

by iamsomerhalder October 23, 2010

Mud Shark

A turd...

That mud shark really left its mark on the way down... my mom made me clean it up with the brush!

by teawhy701 December 1, 2010

shark porn

chilling cinematic moments when hungry sharks chomp on underwater aluminum cages, filled with divers, during TV news stories and so-called documentaries

I saw a show where a thirteen foot great white shark tried to eat some cage divers near Guadalupe Island. It's nothing more than 'shark porn'.

by o'possum March 28, 2009

Shark in the Water

Shark in the Water is a term used to convey that one is menstruating, and thus is dangerous; or to say that the "waters" are "off limits" for that week.

Not tonight, baby, there's a shark in the water.

You had better clean up after yourself, there's a shark in the water.

by Richard Sherpa April 13, 2011