shark jump

abbreviation for shark jump episode

that was the shark jump.

by cdb February 28, 2003

Tiger Shark

1. The animal in the ocean.
2. A person with "stripes" aka stretch marks that smells like fish.

"Man you a tiger shark, because you stripes and you smell fish."

by Rankless Warrior September 1, 2009

shark week

a shark's brain looks like a vagina hence, a girl's monthly period is called Shark WEEK

Shark week this week. Crap :(

by iamsomerhalder October 23, 2010

Mud Shark

A turd...

That mud shark really left its mark on the way down... my mom made me clean it up with the brush!

by teawhy701 December 1, 2010

shark porn

chilling cinematic moments when hungry sharks chomp on underwater aluminum cages, filled with divers, during TV news stories and so-called documentaries

I saw a show where a thirteen foot great white shark tried to eat some cage divers near Guadalupe Island. It's nothing more than 'shark porn'.

by o'possum March 28, 2009

Shark in the Water

Shark in the Water is a term used to convey that one is menstruating, and thus is dangerous; or to say that the "waters" are "off limits" for that week.

Not tonight, baby, there's a shark in the water.

You had better clean up after yourself, there's a shark in the water.

by Richard Sherpa April 13, 2011

Shark Bite

A shark bite is when you creep up on a sleeping un-suspecting victem. You then proced to put your ass checks AROUND his nose, so you pull your checks appart and then let them go back to the way they were with the victems nose inside (this is the shark bite part). To complete the shark bite you must let go a fart. The smell will go directly into the victems nose, and possibly into his mouth. He will be permanently scared for life.

Shark Biter: Dude i shark bite this kid so hard last night !

Victem: Dude i got shark bite soo hard last night i can still taste it...i even think the smell got stuck behind my eyeballs. It was terrible !

by Deathdog April 24, 2008