Season oner

A person who thinks season one, or earlier seasons of a given TV show was the best, and the rest is shit. Mild insult intented.

Penny: "I thought he liked that show!"
Leonard: "Yeah, but he's a season oner, so..."

by UrbanKhan November 15, 2015

Seasoning the meat

Placing or drizzling a delicious substance on one's penis to make a blowjob better for the blower.
Putting food on the dick before it's sucked.

I threw some nutella on my dick just to season the meat for my girl.
Girl, he was seasoning the meat with some whipped cream last night.

by b&byc&kes February 16, 2017

shamonte

a fine ass female that don’t put up with nobody shit

“ yo is that shamonte she don’t put up with nobody shit, she don’t care who you is.”

by talledee May 21, 2018

samona

uh

so i am trash
but everyone else who is named samona is v nice
(/uwu)/<3

hi samona. wait not you, the pretty one.

by ghostiie February 28, 2019

Shamone Danielle Simeon

A naaiball , a stoopid

She is a shamone Danielle Simeon

by KingK15 August 25, 2019

seymone

a dude with a strong ass forehead but fat booty and tits

god damn she got a big forehead she must be a seymone

by the daddy of all fish January 17, 2020

Shamoning

is when you're having sex with a woman, as you're about to climax you scream "SHAMONE" and jump on your tip toes like Michael Jackson.

Dude: Yo! Last night me and Sarah were Shamoning!

by Mister Yee September 23, 2020