Ultraviolet Booty Sandwich

It's a hidden item at Jimmy John's. You can only see it on the menu with ultraviolet light. It's like a super version of the Gargantuan, except better. Just ask and you'll see...

JJ: Can I help you?
You: I'll take that #18 Ultraviolet Booty Sandwich, please...
JJ: Oh word? That's the truth, mayne!

by Room308IsThatTruth February 12, 2009

Turkey Sandwich

Two beers, and a shot of Wild Turkey 101

Can't beat a turkey sandwich during the Thanksgiving holiday!

by urbanspan December 3, 2010

fart sandwich

A fart trapped between two turds; desperate to escape, the fart propels the first turd with intense velocity. Often gives the feeling of having the runs, however in most situations this is not the case.

I was dying on a dump this morning, 100% touching cloth, I thought I had the shits - but as it happens it was just a fart sandwich.

by Rob Mitchell December 7, 2006

Sandwich Job

The act of eating a sandwich, while oral sex is performed on you.

requires:

two pieces of bread, lettuce, tomato, mayo (or miracle whip if preferred) and one female willing to make sandwich and perform oral.

girl: you want a sandwich?
dude: hell ya i want a sandwich!!!
girl: how about a blow job too??
dude: a sandwich job?! spread it on.

by andrewtz August 17, 2010

Sandwich Planking

When one individual proceeds to lie naked in-between two other naked individuals in a rigid horizontal state, creating a sandwich of naked individuals.

Dude 1: Dude, did you manage to bone both of those chicks last night?

Dude 2: Nah we were all wasted so we just ended up sandwich planking, i was the filling though so was still pretty sweet

by Plankpimp December 24, 2010

Sandwich

Two slices of bread with awesome in-between. Butter optional. Cheese, not optional

Sandwich Bread tastes exponentially better with Bacon in between.

by M4chin3 October 31, 2011

crack sandwich

a delicious treat for crackheads. much like a traditional sandwich, usu. made with white bread, peanut butter, and crack although any combination of sandwich ingredients and crack will suffice.

I caught my stupid friend josh eating a crack sandwich, man he was wired after that.

by crackersandwich June 9, 2009