Sam Jones

A right dickhead

Me: Hey Sam Jones FUCK OFF

by Wizza McGee May 14, 2015

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Tucan Sam

The act of encasing ones penis in a fruit roll up, after this you fornicate with a woman friend, upon climax shove your fruity rood in said females mouth for a flavorful suprise.

Hey i heard Red head-ed Emily gets down nasty!
"yeah, just last week i gave her a tucan sam"

by Beans Y. December 28, 2005

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Sam Porter

The act of Masturbation over Men in bunny suits

sam porter

by tehLOL MONSTER August 26, 2011

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Sam falk

He is a guy who likes to men. Also is retarded

Kid: wow he is hot

Other kid: Wow he is so Sam falk

by Notsamfalk November 11, 2019

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A "sesh" (which is a party involving alcoholic beverages and perhaps naughty drugs) involving the amazing, the one and only Sam. Sam is a fit, funky, fellow who loves geography and also accidentally whacks his leg on a huge slab of slate and ends up going to hospital for it! So sad. "Sam Sesh" is something to be extremely excited for, and can only occur on a Sunday, Monday, or Tuesday night at 8pm.

"Sam Sesh! Sam Sesh! Sam Sesh!" (this is typically what you would chant whilst walking down the stairs at 7:59pm)
"I can't wait for Sam Sesh".

by Flushed Away Froose April 14, 2020

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