Pittsburg Steamer

When a man shits on a cat, and the women eats it off it. While talking in English accents. Twice
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"I love when my boyfriend wants to do a Pittsburg Steamer in bed with me."

by DDDDD69 June 28, 2014

Dragon steamer

Shit on someone's chest faltering eating Chinese takeout

Dude, I have a date tonight, let's Oder Chinese so I can give her a dragon steamer

by Blueshowshit August 29, 2014

appalachian steamer

A shot of Jack Daniels dropped into a Budweiser.... A redneck Boilermaker

He gave me an Appalachian steamer last night, and I loved it!

by Rs696969 March 11, 2014

creepy steamer

The act of urinating down a female's back while showering for sexual pleasure. It is usually unnoticeable as long as the male waits for the hot water to start kicking in.

John: My girlfriend dumped me.
Jim: Oh shit, why?
John: She caught me giving her a creepy steamer.
Jim: How did she find out?
John: I didn't turn on the water yet.

by Jeremy Knightly May 1, 2014

keblin steemer

The act of taking a shit on a woman's chest and eating the shit off of the woman's chest

I took a keblin steemer on my sisters friend

by Therealansweresomefromme16935 November 27, 2014

clam steamer

A person or thing which a woman finds arousing or otherwise sexually appealing.

"Woah, that guy's a real clam steamer!"
"Mmm, she's really steaming my clam..."

by KevBakesClams May 13, 2015

Vanilla steamer

After taking a dump in a girl's mouth, you then ejaculate in her mouth.

Dude, I gave that chick a great vanilla steamer! She ate that shit up like it was from Starbuck's!

by piggytwochainsjohnson June 5, 2015