double standardised

In essence, a nicer term for someone who is a hypocrite, or is being hypocritical. Comes from 'double standards'.

I prefer the term "double standardised".

by hauntson September 23, 2010

Jing Standard

A standard of excellence defined by efficiency, logic and confidence. One must possess a critical mindset as well as an eye for attractiveness. Those who follow the Jing Standard are strong leaders, often intimidating those around them by instilling anxiety.

The prestige associated with the Jing Standard is highly superior, easily surpassing that of outdated systems.

Guy 1: Man, my boss is sooooo Jing Standard.

Guy 2: No wonder your company is doing so well.

by ikki May 9, 2013

Sexican standoff

When two people want to bone each other but are both too socially inept to make the first move.

The sexual tension in the room had surpassed atmospheric pressure and was making everyone uncomfortable. There was no hope of relief, however, for this was the world's longest Sexican standoff.

by Arbag December 14, 2014

Community Standards

Often arbitrary and nonsensical overbearing "rules" created and constantly changed by basement dwellers to take revenge on the world for always getting picked last at sports or the prom. Added to and made more oppressive weekly, or whenever the moderators run out of hot pockets.

Hey, that meme you posted was really Funny! Too bad you violated "Community Standards". 30 day ban.

by Jonesy Shwemes December 29, 2020

sand jigger

A term that sounds racist as hell but, actually is the name of a foot parasite that Kills children in Africa because they have no shoes.

You dirt little sand jigger

by Funny_Bone November 20, 2016

Sand Boneritis

When ever you see, smell, touch or even hear sand you automatically get a raging boner.

Damn the other day I looked across the lake and saw a massive pile of sand that gave me a raging boner it must have been a really bad case if sand boneritis.

by Anal_Titty_Liquer August 10, 2018

sand cepic

A cepic of sand origin

The atmosphere became quite sandy as soon as the sand cepic made his presence felt

by MarkTwain6969 May 30, 2021