stalker fail

When a friend, or acquaintance is un-aware of a very obvious fact regarding yourself.

Wow! I can't believe you didn't know i had a car, what a stalker fail.

by awesomenesstasity May 30, 2010

stalkisher

Someone who stalks someone they already interact with

stalking a teacher, stalking a friend, stalking an ex

She is such a stalkisher, for stalking her science teacher!

by i wish to be amanda February 25, 2011

stalkership

n., a relationship that involves one person stalking the other

Tiffany: Can you believe that girl just follows him around like that? Creepy, right?

Amanda: Nah, I think it's a beautiful stalkership. You can tell she's really into him.

by JustYourFanGirl August 26, 2011

Stalkward

When something is equally awkward and stalky. Commonly used when someone is caught liking old Facebook pictures.

"It was totally stalkward when Alex called me late last night."

by Leshalooloo November 11, 2013

Stalk Block

A deliberate, pre-planned, appreciated cock block.
When you play chaperone to a friend who is the target of someone's unrequited interest.

When you tag along so a friend isn't alone with a creeper.

When you beg a friend not to leave you alone with an overeager suitor you are socially obligated to endure.

"We need to stalk block for David at happy hour. Deborah from accounting is really making him nervous."

"I can't leave yet. I said I would stalk block for Emma until Patrick leaves the party."

"Will you come with me to my brother's birthday party? I need some serious stalk blocking because his friends are the worst."

by MouthFullOfBees March 22, 2016

Stalker

LayLay

Laylay is a Cardi B stalker, calling her phone and stuff.

by Me right here in the front sea August 11, 2019

Stalker walker

A stalker who’s a walker, pretty easy to understand

Ohs no’s a creepy stalker walker

by Animegirl69 July 18, 2020