shitetiquette

the artful skill of a properly timed courtesy flush or spray of air freshener after tossing nuggets in the growler. well mannered occupancy off bathroom stall and actions reflecting such.

"Aunt Audrey's been blowing that toilet up all day, but no worries, she's got impeccable shitetiquette..

by J_Squared October 22, 2015

shitendictomy

When you have anal sex with someone, and they purposefully shit on your tool as you pull out. Usually a form of revenge.

"Damn, I broke up with Angus and we had some break-up sex. Man, he gave me a shitendictomy on the way out. I guess I deserve it!"

by AngusStarbies July 28, 2016

shiteleration

Shiteleration- the point at which a person needs to take a dump so badly that once the individual finally makes his or her way to the toilet they crap so hard the turd exits the anus under acceleration.

Jonny needs to shit so bad, once he sits down he will experience uncontrolled shiteleration!

by cumaniac June 19, 2016

shitecake

A rare species of mushroom often found growing on decaying waste. This mushroom is characterised by it's deep earthy taste and dark brown colour. Chefs worldwide use this soughtafter fungus in many of their signature dishes.

I'd like to order a small crate of garlic, three boxes of shallots and a large crate of shitecake.

by Mushroommadness June 12, 2016

shitehorse

A shitehorse is a name for a boy named Zack Karro.

Oh he is such a shitehorse doodle flapper.

by Nick Kara May 18, 2016

shiterti

When you take a shit into someone's mouth, and they love it so much, that they shove it back up your butt so it can happen again

Maryann loves shiterti done to her

by Pizza=anal January 15, 2016

Shitertainer

Entertaining people who are taking a shit.

Jonah always texts me when he's taking a shit. I'm his shitertainer.

by Woofwoof21 May 10, 2016