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Rule 723

If you can think of it, then there is an app for that!
"Dude, we should totally have a pokemon collector game for MPK folks."
"Naah, someone probably already built it. Rule 723, dude!"
by paroDgr8 August 8, 2014
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Rule 34

Porn of fictional characters for people who have nobody else to masturbate to.

Can be used as a tool to groom children out of their innocence by horny incel neckbeards.
Rule 34
by WhydoievenexistFML August 21, 2022
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straight as a ruler

something closeted people use to describe themselves to hint that they’re attracted to the same gender, often used by people who are attracted to the opposite gender as well as the same (ie. bisexuals)
person 1: how are you so straight but so gay at the same exact time

person 2: i’m straight as a ruler
by mori13 February 4, 2021
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48 hour rule (hooking up)

When trying to get with a girl and something/someone inturrepts it, one has 48 hours to seal the deal. If failed one spirals deep into the friend zone
john: Hey man my dad walked in on me and stacy last night.
rick: bro you got 48 hours to seal the deal or else its the friend zone for you.
john: ohhh the 48 hour rule (hooking up)
by mileyswag October 31, 2011
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three day rule

A rule established by the norms of society about the contact information received by people on the dating scene.

Scenario: A man receives a phone number from a woman in public. If he calls on day one, he will seem desperate. If he calls on day two, he will appear as if his interest is too strong and still desperate. However, if he waits until day three, he appears genuinely interested, and not clingy or needy.
Person 1: I got a girl's number today; should I call her tonight?

Person 2: No, you should give it the three-day rule, man.
by Shifty Eyed Goat June 16, 2004
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3 month rule

when something must be forgotten after a certain time. used in wrestling, does not need to be 3 months
"doesn't kane wanna kill undertaker?"

"3 month rule..."

"is that why he is giving him a hug?"...
by Hardcore_Sniper December 25, 2008
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Rule 12

Downloading unnecessary porn when you are horny, then deleting after finished.
After I finished looking at porn, I rule 12'ed the torrents I was downloading while horny and fapping, by going back after I was done and deleted the downloads in progress.
by Psilocybe Tim March 14, 2008
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