Robert McMorine

He is clapped

You see Robert McMorine, he's a bit clapped

by Crammy1029 September 26, 2020

Robert Pin

An often small hairpin used to keep hair in place. Typically the same color as the hair it is holding back. In a less formal context, can be known as a "bobby pin."

My beautiful man bun is held in place by an abundance of robert pins.

by elderlyBay January 13, 2020

National Robert STFU Time

This is the time when Robert should STFU. The time can usually last an hour and is determined by Alessia

Robert: Blah Blah Blah

Alessia: Stfu Rob

Robert: Why

Alessia: Its national Robert STFU time.

by GHUNdu February 7, 2022

Robert Rizz

The kind of rizz that only lets you pull men, no women.

*random dude uses Robert rizz*
Random Person 1: That dude has Robert Rizz!
Random Person 2: NAWWWWWWW!

by super awesome cool kid 😎 February 15, 2024

Robert

Complete and utter thumb. Governmental lab made experiment used to gather information or some shit. Possibly a drone. Probably likes pop unironically. Type of guy to wear shorts in winter, but it’s all good because they have a huge arse.

What a complete retard. Must be Robert. Look at that ass though!

by Mullion7 November 2, 2022

Robert McFairlane

One of da infamous "chief misbehavers" in da Iran-Contra Affair, his main sin in da torrid mess was spending excessive taxpayer-funds on fancy restored '50's-and-'60's-era Ford sport-sedans.

Judging by his disgraceful actions during Iran-Contra, it appears dat Robert McFairlane is addicted to cars, similar to Tim the Toolman; maybe they should BOTH check into da Henry Ford Clinic.

by QuacksO October 14, 2018

Robert

BIG HUMONGOUS PENIS. SO BIG. HUGE PENIS MAN.

Robert is a HUGE PENIS MAN

by anonymous November 15, 2021