Facebook Dick Rider

Someone who always comments on your facebook status, photos, posts, if theyre in a relationship, who confirmed their friend request. These people also always chat with the victim and they are the ones who start the conversation. These are the type of people who would write on another person's wall just to reply to the one you posted on their wall. See: Dick Rider, Kiss Ass, Kiss Up, and Suck Up.

*facebook dick rider on facebook chat*

Person 1: Yo watsup my brothah, we tight as fuck u my best friend.

Person 2: Man get off my dick.

Person 1: But its such a fun ride.

Person 2: ...

by I hate facebook dick riders August 23, 2009

Ride along

When in a bunk bed while another couple has sex above or below you and you begin to masturbate along with their rythem.

My college roommate was banging his girl on the top bunk so I did a ride along and rubbed one out on the bottom bunk.

by Ridiculousrhino February 23, 2017

cinnamon ride

Magical motions of your tongue, in and around the anus.

After getting head from indian whore, she pleasured me with a cinnamon ride.

by baby cobra June 20, 2007

biscuit ride

the act of deficating while having 69 on the toilet.
The man sits on the toilet pooping while the girl does a hand stand and the man holds her feet while eating her out and she gives him a blowjob. the girl can be deficating also but is not required

Omg Dude Zach got a smelly biscuit ride from lindsey last night.

by Keegan and Drasen February 29, 2008

Amish Buggy Ride

Doing a girl in the reverse cowgirl position, up the shit pipe, while she holds your Amish beard like a saddle horn.

Tired of spending the night chili dogging his wife again, Jim decided to tidy up, give himself a Amish beard, and his wife an Amish Buggy Ride followed up with a mushroom stamp.

by The Amish Ace January 18, 2010

Massachusetts Sleigh Ride

A sexual position not found in the Kama Sutra which consists of 1 whale, a harpoon and an unusually large amount of oil.

Mr Weinstein: Does anybody know what a Massachusetts Sleigh Ride is?

by FyoCuK September 28, 2010

alabama death ride

Forcing a lesbian activist and anti-male female to perform fellatio on a male while she is humming Sweet Home Alabama.

Greg performed the alabama death ride last night with cindy. She was pissed.

by doctronx boys February 16, 2009