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Richard's gear

The act of inserting a small animal, usually a small rodent, up ones anus for sexual gratification. The reference to Richard Gear relates back to stories in the 1990s that Richard Gear had been admitted to hospital and needed to have a mole removed from his back passage. The act was thereafter named Richard's gear.
Grandad can I borrowing this pipe, I have been experimenting with Richard's Gear, I need something to connect my arse cavern to Chucky the hamsters rotastack.
by Kernowpete September 19, 2017
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Richard

If you have a Richard in your life you are least lucky person on earth. He seems like the most assholey person ever but he comes from a tough background he usually goes through some type of trauma. He acts like a really tough person but inside he is delicate. if there is a Richard in your life then be very careful
Bob: oh hey there's Richard

Joe: oh God run
by Theotherdumbasshole October 3, 2022
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Throbbing Richard

When your throat hurts after eating and sucking on too many mints.
John: Ah, i went to a restaraunt and ate too many mints after my meal and now i have a throbbing richard.
by Bunani Muncha January 19, 2017
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this is day where sully has to give ashley a super cool gift to prove mr. richards was correct the whole time
omg today is prove mr. richards correct day! gotta get ashley a gift -sully
by mrrichards November 2, 2019
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big richard

A HLARGE PENIS
DAMN that boi has one big richard
by jimothyjemson June 2, 2019
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Richard

by Jagro78 November 23, 2021
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Richard Zou

The sexiest motherfucker you'll ever meet, his ear piercing asserts his alpha energy and he will not hesitate in beating the shit out of you. He's into anime bitches and basketball, this infers he has an insanely large horse dong.
"OHHHHHH, Richard Zou, he's soooooo fucking hot!"
by Pr0cr4shtinate July 15, 2020
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